He brought me to an appointment of mine, and we pulled into the driveway and he saw my rainbow “legalize” keychain, and he asked me if it was to legalize pot. I told him no, and that pot was gross. Then he just had to say, “Gay marriage is gross.” Straight to my face, when he knows that I’m a lesbian.
SERIOUSLY DAD? Do you have to be such a fucking dick? You could’ve at least kept it to yourself. Love you too. Now I’m going to mope and blast music so I can dream that you actually accept me.

