WHY?!

Can’t guys comprehend that I am a LESBIAN and don’t want sexy time/ a relationship with them?!

I LOVE VAGINAS AND BOOBS.

NO PENIS’S ACCEPTED.

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When you’re sick,

and you’re sweating your ass off but you’re cold. Then comes the nonstop dizziness and the gut feeling that you want to vomit but you can’t.

WHY?!

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Today’s lovely events,

I work at an unfinished furniture store, and we just got a lot of the outdoor adirondack chairs. So I was putting cushions on them, and wanted to do each one a different color. Then, my boss comes up to me, looks at the chairs and says, “Jess, I love you, but you can’t make everything look like a rainbow. Peter (aka Vice President of said company), would go nuts if there was a rainbow.”

So, I threw a teeny fit, and fixed it. But I don’t understand, because rainbows are pretty. And I’m a hardcore lesbian. Sue me. (Not literally). 

:D <3

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lgbtco:

This video really did shoot a chill down to my core. Amazing photography and some beautiful spoken poetry. The music fit just right. 

(Source: front.moveon.org)

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I think I’m falling for her. <3

Oh yeah. 

I heart boobs. ;)

<3

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I want to be able to believe in love again. But I don’t know if I can.

Bought a new shirt at Spencer’s today;

Went up to the lady and asked her if she had any “gay” shirts. She laughed and said they only had 1 kind left. So I got it. :)

The shirt’s white with a rainbow background and it says, “Yes, I am. And no you can’t watch.”

BOO-YAH. <3

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I’m single, and lonely.

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If I lay here, if I just lay here; Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Feeling kind of down. This song makes me feel less alone.

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I’m Jess. 19. New England area. Lesbian. I’d love to get to know you. :)

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Funny story, bro.

I went to the mall with my friend Becky, and I was wearing my shirt that says, “I’m not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is.” We went to the Dunkin Donuts in the food court, and this older guy came up to me and asked if he could read my shirt. So he did, and he laughed and said, “They should make that for guys too. Guys can be lesbians.”

I just thought this was the most funniest thing. When he originally read my shirt, I thought he was going to say something nasty to me. He looked like he was older than my Grandpa. 

People make my very depressed days slightly brighter. <3

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All my chocolate’s gone,

and it’s still Valentine’s day. And I’m still single.

:/ </3

Suck-fest.

That awkward moment,

when you get messages on Facebook and text messages from your straight guy best friend, who says, “I love you. I want to be with you. Please want me back.” -Even though you posted a rant a while ago, saying how you are 100% lesbian, and don’t like guys. And yet, he keeps hitting on you, thinking he can change you back.

Apparently he can’t get the hint I don’t like man parts.